I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
I’m going to be live blogging tonight as Leonardo DiCaprio.
what the fuck was that about winning an award, Ellen?
AM I NOT PRETTY, ELLEN?
Ellen just screamed in my ear #blessed
Just gonna eat some Jell-O.
Look at me, I’m Bono, and I always wear my FUCKING SUNGLASSES INDOORS
Damn it Ellen, I actually did want pizza.